[Update 09/27/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots
also.]
A group of graduating seniors (who all look to be in their early 40's) are
having one last big party, but when the 300-year-old house mother finds out she
gets pissed and destroys one of the girl's waterbed. The girls retaliate by
pulling a prank that accidentally kills the house mother. Unknown to them her
intellectual disabled fully-grown son who lives in the attic saw the whole
thing. Now he goes on a murder spree killing all the sorority sisters.
Yawn.
A few tits, zero gore, zero original kills, zero wet t-shirt contests, a stupid
story that's way too complicated, the Final Girl is annoying, the killer dresses
like a harlequin. Skip this movie and skip the remake also.
Remake - Sorority Row (2009)