Old man Lester Bacon used to own a big slaughterhouse, but he refused to
"mechanize" and eventually went out of business. The owners of the
new improved slaughterhouse down the road want to buy his land, but old man
Bacon ain't sellin' cause he's as crazy a shithouse rat. So, he and his
big, fat intellectually disabled son, Buddy Bacon, are gonna fix those fancy
shit talkers but good and anybody else who happens onto their land. Especially
those dorky 30 year-old teenagers that keep creepin' around filming a horror
movie.
For a low-budget
TCM
rip-off SLAUGHTERHOUSE ain't that bad. The story is passable and the teenagers
are entertaining with their horrible acting and funny 80's clothes. The biggest
problem is it's just too lightweight. Yea, there's some blood splattered here
and there, but other than that this movie is pretty much gore free. Also,
there's zero nudity.
An entertaining watch for 80's horror fans, but forgettable.
